hahahahahaha, i love it. anti-mormons are so clueless
Does anyone seriously still think that mormons practice polygamy or have horns?
It is a bit annoying at times. Where I live, the LDS population is quite small and every single person I work with thinks 1) polygamy 2) not a christian 3) satanic temple rituals and so forth.
I live in a country where I think people are so sick of religion as it was shoved down their throat for so many centries, that now, it is very difficult to find people who are open to feeling the spirit.
I used to find it funny, but now I find it really quite sad, and wish there was something more we could do to build the Church, especially in areas where there has been little to no growth in the past 10 years.
Reply:im not mormon but i practice polygamy
the more wives, the better!
Reply:Unfortunatly there are some really dumb people walking around.
People have asked to see my horns (this has only been asked to me by people in the Eastern US for some reason).
The Polygamy issue is more understandable, but still many believe that mormons are polygamists.
FYI you CAN'T be a mormon and a polygamist. You'll get excommunicated.
Reply:no but i do think that they argue that the only reason blacks are allowed to be Mormon now is because god ran out of good pure white bodies to put good souls into and had to scrap up some blacks bodies to put souls into. which is both really racist and offensive to who they see as god, who apparently is not then all powerful. (that's why they didn't allow black Mormon priests until the 70s)
i don't even refer to their god as G-d.
Reply:I think it is hilarious. Don't forget, I have heard we also have tails .
My only question is why do they always go to other faiths to ask about LDS, that is like asking a plumber how to do electrical work. He may know a little bit about electrical but nowhere near as much as the electrician. If you want honest answers for something then you should go STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE.
I guess I will go have my 3 wives help me sharpen my horns. (wink, wink). I don't know about the other members but I always pull my horns in when I am in public, and have long hair to help cover them.
Reply:Yeah, it's funny isn't it...but sad too...
They would rather listen to idle gossip and falsehoods rather than find out for themselves what we really believe.
Reply:I hate that. *checks head* nope, no horns. *looks in church refrences *polygamy is not allowed, you can be excommunicated for that*. But dont LAUGH at them, that'll get them mad, just show the facts
Reply:They may not have horns, but they wear silly underwear to go to church, what's up with that? And why would any woman with any kind of brain want to marry a mormon male if, according to the mormon church, he gets to decide if she goes to heaven with him?
Reply:Many of the Mormon splinter groups in Utah still practice polygamy. The Mormon church still would too if it wasn't politically incorrect.
Reply:Can't really speak to the horns thing, but as for polygamy... I know that some do. Anyone hear about Bountiful, BC?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/lds_po...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bountiful,_...
Reply:It's a fact: All Mormons practice polygamy and they all have horns.
BELIEVE IT or NOT
Loose Teeth
Sunday, March 14, 2010
My 1988 Jeep comanches horn doesnt work,how do i fix it?
Alrite, i tried putting w new horn modules in it, and none of them worked, although none of them were proven to be good, id assume one was. Where should i look next to try and solve the problem?
My 1988 Jeep comanches horn doesnt work,how do i fix it?
A simple problem with a simple solution.
If you have a test light and show voltage going to your horn when you pess and the horn doesn;t work..replace the horn.
Reply:In addition to other advise make sure you have clean connectors. That was my problem.
Reply:put lead wires on the horn and stick it to your battery to check it. If it makes noise it's good, nekt use a test light or multi-meter on the wire leads while some one presses the horn down, do you get a signal, if not start with the fuse or cleaning like the others suggested, if the leads are clean and the fuse is good get ready to go inside the wheel. It isn't difficult, but if you aren't comfortable call a mechanic. The only things that can go wrong in there that quick are usually the metal tangs on the button need to be bent out a little.
Reply:There is a fuse in connection with the horn. The fuse panel is located under the dash on the driver's side.
Reply:give it to a mechanic
skin lesions
My 1988 Jeep comanches horn doesnt work,how do i fix it?
A simple problem with a simple solution.
If you have a test light and show voltage going to your horn when you pess and the horn doesn;t work..replace the horn.
Reply:In addition to other advise make sure you have clean connectors. That was my problem.
Reply:put lead wires on the horn and stick it to your battery to check it. If it makes noise it's good, nekt use a test light or multi-meter on the wire leads while some one presses the horn down, do you get a signal, if not start with the fuse or cleaning like the others suggested, if the leads are clean and the fuse is good get ready to go inside the wheel. It isn't difficult, but if you aren't comfortable call a mechanic. The only things that can go wrong in there that quick are usually the metal tangs on the button need to be bent out a little.
Reply:There is a fuse in connection with the horn. The fuse panel is located under the dash on the driver's side.
Reply:give it to a mechanic
skin lesions
I have pogo games on my computer but on I only have voice on part of the games. The horns are all turned on.?
When playing Lottso and Fortune Bingo etc. I have no sound but Saints and Sinners Bingo I have lots of sound. As I say the volume is at full and the Horns turned on. Can anyone HELP!!!!!!!!!
I have pogo games on my computer but on I only have voice on part of the games. The horns are all turned on.?
Make sure the sound icon/button is turned on in the Pogo game. It is usually near your token balance and looks like a speaker. If there are no soundwave then your Pogo sound is turned off.
skin tone
I have pogo games on my computer but on I only have voice on part of the games. The horns are all turned on.?
Make sure the sound icon/button is turned on in the Pogo game. It is usually near your token balance and looks like a speaker. If there are no soundwave then your Pogo sound is turned off.
skin tone
Anybody know the way that Panamanians make their pastry "Cream Horns"...?
I don't even remember what the Spanish name for them is, but OH they're delicious.
Anybody know the way that Panamanians make their pastry "Cream Horns"...?
I wish I knew.They are very similar to Italian cannolis.I know how to make arroz con coco.
skin tone
Anybody know the way that Panamanians make their pastry "Cream Horns"...?
I wish I knew.They are very similar to Italian cannolis.I know how to make arroz con coco.
skin tone
Why do women have horns?
is it because they're evil?
Why do women have horns?
To better headbutt men so it causes more pain. It was a short evolutionary process. Duh.
Reply:They are a lot more fashionable than a penis...
Reply:Because they're all cows.
Reply:Indeed! MUAHAHAHA- I mean, lol.
Reply:because they're horny
Reply:Well.....
I think.. its b/c they are the devils spawn :) even tho i am a female myself but.. still woman can be stupid bitches at times no offence
Reply:Since when do i have horns?
Reply:I don't have horns.
tanning
Why do women have horns?
To better headbutt men so it causes more pain. It was a short evolutionary process. Duh.
Reply:They are a lot more fashionable than a penis...
Reply:Because they're all cows.
Reply:Indeed! MUAHAHAHA- I mean, lol.
Reply:because they're horny
Reply:Well.....
I think.. its b/c they are the devils spawn :) even tho i am a female myself but.. still woman can be stupid bitches at times no offence
Reply:Since when do i have horns?
Reply:I don't have horns.
tanning
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