Which of this year's presidential candidates is most likely to secretly have seven heads and ten horns?

OOOOHHH! *Raises hand* OOOOHHHH!! *Raises hand some more* I KNOW!! I KNOW!! PICK ME!! *Strains to raise hand higher, pulling muscle in in back*





Ouch! *Cries*





Currently running? McCain. That man's smile makes me shrink. Huckabee gave him a run for his money though. I think the Hickster had 10 horns already but they were all hidden by his awful toupee.





EDIT: I would agree with the assessment of Hillary at this point. Her unwarranted attacks on Obama disgust me and cause a rift in her own party. I'm glad Obama is continuing to blow her out of the water.





*Chuckles* And I am in love with miyuki's answer.

Which of this year's presidential candidates is most likely to secretly have seven heads and ten horns?
None.


“And I saw one of its heads as though slaughtered to death, but its death-stroke got healed, and all the earth followed the wild beast with admiration.” (Revelation 13:3)


When one considers this fact, one merely has to apply logic to the symbolism of the 'seven head, ten horns' in revelation, to start to see that this represents, not one particular individual, but more likely, a series of governmental systems.


For further confirmation of this, we merely need to cross reference with the book of Daniel.


Daniel 7:24 And as for the ten horns, out of that kingdom there are ten kings that will rise up; and still another one will rise up after them, and he himself will be different from the first ones, and three kings he will humiliate.


Can we see, that as in Daniel, the 'ten horns' symbolize 'ten kings', that this question 'which presidential candidate is most likely to secretly...' is a question that doe nothing less than fall flat on it's face?
Reply:Wouldn't that be 14 horns or did some heads loose a horn?





McCain.
Reply:Providing christianity had any basis in fact, it would be Huckabee.





He's a complete nutter.
Reply:all da dang Retardicans
Reply:Try the Roman Cathloic Church.
Reply:i hate to say it, but it's hilary. sometimes i don't think she knows which head she's talking out of. i wish she'd start giving straight answers. she gave a particularly twisted one on the today show friday to a simple question.
Reply:gotta be Hitlery
Reply:No human have 7 head, 10 horn, my lover say Billary Clinton closest to fantasy demon. i am from japn, not vote in USa, my lover live in USa, he vote for anyone but billary clinton.
Reply:Obama.
Reply:Huckafundie.





He is the only one dumb enough to believe that nonsense.
Reply:Huckabee. He makes Dubya look halfway intelligent!
Reply:Huckabee. Or Hilary. Or McCain.





Well in that case then, I guess the only normal one is Obama!



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