My pet bulldog Beefy, wants a set of imitation horns and a nose ring for his birthday.......Should i?

try and steer him away from this silly idea with a gentle prod, or will he keep this up for heifer?

My pet bulldog Beefy, wants a set of imitation horns and a nose ring for his birthday.......Should i?
If he has expressed an interest in this for his birthday I think its the least you can do, his birthday only comes round once a year after all. Or is that once every 52 days? I dunno...





My pooch begged me for an authentice tudor outfit for years, and I never got him it, as I (wrongly) assumed people would laugh at him in the street, and I wanted to spare him the heartache. He died recently, and now all I see in the street is dogs in period costume.





You can imagine how bad I feel now, having denied him the simple pleasures before his untimely demise.





You should definately grant him this wish man!
Reply:He's herd they're all the rage in the fashion steaks. He'll go hell for leather and cause a rumpas if you don't buy him the full branded range as the others veal bully him. Take stock and buy him a jersey too as he was friesian the other day in Oxford. He'll be over the moon.
Reply:Udderly rediculous, slap that Beefy round the chops, he should be drawn and fore quartered for mincing his words. Hes really a horses hoof and it trying to hide this, it could be a big misteak and he will only get a ribbing, the hide of that bulldog, Beefy. Though I thing he may need glasses for his tendereyes.
Reply:Tell him unless he changes his mind your'll get him neutered then he won't be able to have a bit of the udder... failing that, slap his ar$e and tell him how your fancying a bit of rump , that should separate the bull from the dog.
Reply:Why not....if it wants to take after it's master.
Reply:if you dont mind putting up with his bulls**t as well then why not if it's his beefday
Reply:how exactly do you kno what your dog wants for his birthday. I ♥ Bulldogs though.....



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