Saturday, October 24, 2009

My Unicorn seems to be unhappy with its horn, any suggestions?

My unicorn has been acting weird lately, I notice that he has been sleeping a-lot, and hardly eats anything. And he drags his horn on the ground as well. What should I do?

My Unicorn seems to be unhappy with its horn, any suggestions?
Have you been feeding him properly? They need to be fed twice a day. If he is gaining to much wait, you are feeding him to much. If his horn is dull, you should sharpen it. A lot of people purposely dull them, but some unicorns have been known to become depressed and/or sharpen there horns themselves(dragging across the ground)


Unicorns are complex animals, but good luck. Try not to rely on antidepressants till you must. You may have to good. Make sure


he/she doesn't get addicted or you overdose him. Good Luck! :)
Reply:Take it to the unicorn doctor. They will know what to do!
Reply:Saw off his horn and stick it in his butt - that will perk him up :)
Reply:wake up
Reply:When is the last time you waxed it and made it all shiny? That is important you know.
Reply:cut it away, turn him into a real horse
Reply:Maybe he just wants some attention. You seem to be spending too much time on the computer and not enough time with him!
Reply:get him a girl unicorn that is in heat. ; - )
Reply:Saw off the horn and start calling it a horse.
Reply:Why did you take the poor creature from fairy land anyway? Everyone knows that magical creatures cannot survive in the mortal dimension
Reply:He needs more coffee, or perhaps some Red Bull.
Reply:Wakeup!!! their are NO such things as Unicorns.
Reply:pinch urself to wake up
Reply:DAMN! time to see the vet.
Reply:Call Hagrid and Harry! :)
Reply:Send him to Care Bear Land...


Oh no, that would only serve to drive him more insane.
Reply:Ummm.......Mabye you shouldn't waste your time with these kind of questions. If you know that it isn't real then don't waste your time asking that.
Reply:aww! take pictures! : )
Reply:Ride it back to the Morning Land so it can visit with its friends and relatives.
Reply:You have been supplementing his diet with 24k gold dust, right? If not, start immediately!
Reply:trade it in for a rabbit!!!! ♥
Reply:hehehe i love it


just feed him extra rainbows and take him on moon walks


Try calling the vet about the horn dragging he could be lacking some important shots. Well good luck with your unicorn
Reply:Get him a mate and he will be happy again!!
Reply:castrate the horn..
Reply:red rocket that horn



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